- Shirt with 2 Attached Foam Pins
- Headpiece
- Pants
| Size | Measurement | Standard | Metric |
|---|---|---|---|
| 2X | Chest | 62" | 157cm |
| Sleeve Length | 27" | 69cm | |
| Shirt Length | 33" | 84cm | |
| Waist | 49" – 56" | 124cm – 142cm | |
| Inseam | 31" | 79cm | |
| Pants Outseam | 44" | 112cm | |
| 3X | Chest | 66" | 168cm |
| Sleeve Length | 27 1/2" | 70cm | |
| Shirt Length | 34" | 86cm | |
| Waist | 53" – 60" | 135cm – 152cm | |
| Inseam | 31" | 79cm | |
| Pants Outseam | 44" | 112cm | |
| 4X | Chest | 70" | 178cm |
| Sleeve Length | 28" | 71cm | |
| Shirt Length | 35" | 89cm | |
| Waist | 57" – 64" | 145cm – 163cm | |
| Inseam | 31" | 79cm | |
| Pants Outseam | 44" | 112cm | |
| 5X | Chest | 74" | 188cm |
| Sleeve Length | 28 1/2" | 72cm | |
| Shirt Length | 36" | 91cm | |
| Waist | 61" – 68" | 155cm – 173cm | |
| Inseam | 30 1/2" | 77cm | |
| Pants Outseam | 44" | 112cm |
- 100% jute burlap and tricot fabrics
- All pieces have burlap outer shell with smooth tricot lining for comfort
- Tunic shirt fastens with button at back of neck
- Shirt has decorative stitching on sleeves, appliqued foam heart with 2 attached foam pins
- Pants have elastic waistband, decorative stitching down each side
- Full headpiece has fiberfill stuffing for shape
- Headpiece has decorative stitching, appliqued eyes, attached foam pin
- Exclusively made by us
We might be able to give you some good advice to protect yourself from potential voodoo doll induced mind control. One of the best ways to do this is go entirely bald and always completely incinerate any hair that you cut off your body. This way, nobody can put a speck of your DNA on those terrifying little playthings. If you are a little attached to your hair and don’t have a flamethrower at your house, you can always hide from everybody for the rest of your life. that way you don’t have to do anything with the fear of upsetting someone. The only problem is your family might be a little upset that they never see you anymore, so they will probably voodoo the heck out of you until you show up at the family Thanksgiving dinner.
We do have one last solution that might work. It could also potentially turn you into a super villain. You could become the doll! Just throw on this sweet uniform and not only will you not be able to be controlled, but you can also control anybody else you want while you’re at it! How could selling this costume to anyone possible go wrong?
